Legal Mushroom Hunting

 

Fellow Mushroom Hunters,

    It's time to start thinking Morels.  If you go outside and listen very carefully, you can hear them starting to grow under the leaves.

    If you're like me, you've already started dreaming about finding these tasty little gems. It's time to find your collection bag, clean last years mud from your boots, and sharpen your lucky morel finding walking stick. After doing the above mentioned, you might think you're ready but there's one important thing you've overlooked.

    Are you, or is someone you know, hunting mushrooms illegally?  Are you constantly looking over your shoulder hoping no one will question your right to be hunting? Do you have a license?

   Well Bucko, worry no more!  In conjunction with FBN Enterprises™, IHaveADotCom is now offering you peace of mind with Morel Hunting Licenses. These licenses can be used  in all 50 states and even Canada. 

 

  The quality of this example has been reduced to make the page load faster and prevent theft. The actual license is crisp & as real looking as a phony license can be.

 

   The back of the license is printed with the following;

 

    

·  Hunting permitted in areas listed on the front of this license

·    License holder may confiscate morels from unlicensed hunters.

·    Morels may not be hunted in stores or roadside stands

·    Use of TNT or power harvesting tools PROHIBITED.

·    Small children must be muzzled and carried.

·    Stepping on morels will result in revocation of license.

·    Successful locations to be reported to;

 

                  IHaveADotCom.com  

 

 

These licenses are printed on heavy card stock and are laminated in a 5 mil pouch to waterproof and preserve the integrity of this most important document.

   

Your license will arrive in an official Morel Licensing Board envelope complete with logo and the notation "OFFICIAL BUSINESS - PENALTY FOR PRIVATE USE" We even use metered postage to make these even more professional looking. Order 4 or more and they'll be sequentially numbered.

$6.95

 

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Be safe and visit our page regarding poisonous morels here